HELP

[maruibuns]

Any buff guy or lady (equality, and all that) resident, or not, of Basil Gardens, would be so kind as to help a follow man carry his stuff to his new dorm?

I'll pay in krispy kreme and bubble gum.

Comments

[dontgiveafox]

Sorry, I only grow my manly testosterone bulging biceps every third Wednesday of the month. I can't help.

[maruibuns]

And I was so looking forward to the bulging biceps show. I can leave something down at the lobby until then worthy of them... like a pair for crocs.






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[dontgiveafox]

What, you never noticed it before? I ripped my shirt a few times with how much they bulked up spontaneously.

You own crocs? That's gross, I think I threw up a little in my mouth. Do you put the little gross studs on them too to make them fancy? I bet they're cakes.

[maruibuns]

Spandex man, that should keep unnecessary shirt ripping while still showing-off your possessed biceps.

Oh yeah, they are pink with lilac and white cupcake stickers.

[dontgiveafox]

But I have to somehow hide my love handles and my tumtum from too much cake indulgence. This just won't work.

Oh. I thought those were little girl shoes.

[maruibuns]

Yeah you're screwed then, have to keep doing the hulk thing.

It's a dark green falling apart pair of crocs with a muddy sole that is, for some reason, impossible to wash off. Did you really think I had cupcake stickers? The only cupcake I want are edible ones.

[dontgiveafox]

Yeah, see, the little girl ones actually would've been preferable. These new ones just actually make it sound like you wear them a lot, and that's kind of gross.

[bana_an_na]

Not buff but can carry at least a few things.

Donuts are a good incentive.

[maruibuns]

You can carry the light things.

[bana_an_na]

I was planning on heading over to Basil Gardens anyways.

Yay free donuts~! :b

[maruibuns]

No no, you have to work for them, so not really free~

[bana_an_na]

It's not that much work so seems pretty free for me~

[maruibuns]

I can give you one heavy thing so you feel like you earned it.

[cumsquik]

Oh man, I'm in Basil Gardens. Still need help?

[maruibuns]

Maybe~ but not with my stuff, your girl already helped me.

I see you have a guitar in that icon, are you any good?

[cumsquik]

An-chan is so cool like that.

I'm pretty good! Better at drums though. How about you?

[maruibuns]

I'm good at everything apart from some wind instruments, better at bass tho~ Wanna jam?

[cumsquik]

Oh yeah it's hard to breath with the little wood thing in your mouth

Sure! Just an FYI, I'm on shift, so I might have to run off if I get a delivery request

[maruibuns]

I've heard it's hard to breath when trying to blowing those things~ Have you tried?

It's fine, i've heard you come and go very quick.

[takoyakin]

DO YOU STILL NEED HELP i'm ripped and i love donuts

[maruibuns]

Sorry kiddo, your pal Shiraishi helped me out already. When I move out, I'll definitely call for help.

Ripped? Weren't you an all-hopping-all-scrawny little man back in the day?

[takoyakin]

1) it's called puberty
2) i could bench press more than my own weight when i was thirteen i was always lowkey buff

[maruibuns]

I was messing around~ ;) You were strong even back then, I can only imagine how you are now. I was actually expecting you to be pro by now. Gave up?

[takoyakin]

NO WAY ugh my parents just insisted that i go to university when i got scouted since nobody in my family has gone before but. i would've dropped out of high school to go pro if i could've.

[maruibuns]

Tooyama (right?), that's very impressive, nice and all, but do what you want and makes you happy. You only live once~