HELP

[maruibuns]

Any buff guy or lady (equality, and all that) resident, or not, of Basil Gardens, would be so kind as to help a follow man carry his stuff to his new dorm?

I'll pay in krispy kreme and bubble gum.

Comments

[dontgiveafox]

Sorry, I only grow my manly testosterone bulging biceps every third Wednesday of the month. I can't help.

[maruibuns]

And I was so looking forward to the bulging biceps show. I can leave something down at the lobby until then worthy of them... like a pair for crocs.






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[dontgiveafox]

What, you never noticed it before? I ripped my shirt a few times with how much they bulked up spontaneously.

You own crocs? That's gross, I think I threw up a little in my mouth. Do you put the little gross studs on them too to make them fancy? I bet they're cakes.

[maruibuns]

Spandex man, that should keep unnecessary shirt ripping while still showing-off your possessed biceps.

Oh yeah, they are pink with lilac and white cupcake stickers.

[dontgiveafox]

But I have to somehow hide my love handles and my tumtum from too much cake indulgence. This just won't work.

Oh. I thought those were little girl shoes.

[maruibuns]

Yeah you're screwed then, have to keep doing the hulk thing.

It's a dark green falling apart pair of crocs with a muddy sole that is, for some reason, impossible to wash off. Did you really think I had cupcake stickers? The only cupcake I want are edible ones.

[dontgiveafox]

Yeah, see, the little girl ones actually would've been preferable. These new ones just actually make it sound like you wear them a lot, and that's kind of gross.

[maruibuns]

No way. Little girl's ones tucked away safely sounds like a pervert's fetish. I worry about you sometimes.

[bana_an_na]

Not buff but can carry at least a few things.

Donuts are a good incentive.

[maruibuns]

You can carry the light things.

[bana_an_na]

I was planning on heading over to Basil Gardens anyways.

Yay free donuts~! :b

[maruibuns]

No no, you have to work for them, so not really free~

[bana_an_na]

It's not that much work so seems pretty free for me~

[maruibuns]

I can give you one heavy thing so you feel like you earned it.

[bana_an_na]

I can probably do at least two. I can get two donuts.

[maruibuns]

Haggling? D:

[bana_an_na]

Maybe~♥

[dontgiveafox]

Really? that's flattering. I don't worry about you at all.

[maruibuns]

But you missed me right?

[maruibuns]

2 heavy things, some light things for 2 donuts. Deal?

[dontgiveafox]

I'm trying out this thing where you're not meant to actually say anything if you think it might hurt the other person's feelings - personal growth and all that, you know? So uh. I can't answer that.

[maruibuns]

I don't want to discourage you in any way, but I really think you are wasting your time.

[dontgiveafox]

Really? I thought I was doing quite marvellously. I mean, I've barely insulted anyone at all today.

[maruibuns]

Did you start this new personal growth today too?

[dontgiveafox]

It's been a few days. You know, it's like the people who try give up smoking and end up inevitably caving.