HELP

[maruibuns]

Any buff guy or lady (equality, and all that) resident, or not, of Basil Gardens, would be so kind as to help a follow man carry his stuff to his new dorm?

I'll pay in krispy kreme and bubble gum.

Comments

[dontgiveafox]

Really? I thought I was doing quite marvellously. I mean, I've barely insulted anyone at all today.

[maruibuns]

Did you start this new personal growth today too?

[dontgiveafox]

It's been a few days. You know, it's like the people who try give up smoking and end up inevitably caving.

[maruibuns]

Yeah, and they have nicotine patches to help them. Sadly, you don't have any of that. You should get a human doormat patch, they would walk with you and you would hurt their feelings so you get your fix and the rest of society is kept safe.

[dontgiveafox]

Is that you offering up your services?

[maruibuns]

Nah, you need someone who would actually be offended, i would just be a placebo, it wouldn't work.

[dontgiveafox]

Bunta, I never liked you, your doubles play with Jackal was shit. I'm sure he's glad you're not around him anymore. Oh and I was the one that put your skid marked underwear in people's lockers back in high school.

[maruibuns]

I can't... not with that icon. I'm not sure if I'm laughing or crying and which one happened first

[dontgiveafox]

Are you just thinking about how he never winked at you like that? If I did it in an illusion for you, would that suffice and make you feel better?

[maruibuns]

Oh he has... i have PTSD now.

[dontgiveafox]

Gosh golly, I feel so much better. Even if that was just the placebo effect, I'll take it.

[maruibuns]

No no... get the cum quik dude.

[dontgiveafox]

What, don't think you can take it?

[maruibuns]

I've taken it for yeeears... cumquik would be there really fast too.

[dontgiveafox]

Maybe you should use him, since your'e so interested in him. It might give you some practice.

[maruibuns]

I have no interest in that type of service tho.

[maruibuns]

Really don't need that kind of service.

[bana_an_na]

You mean you have no need for a delivery service?

[maruibuns]

Yeah sure, if that makes you sleep at night.