HELP

[maruibuns]

Any buff guy or lady (equality, and all that) resident, or not, of Basil Gardens, would be so kind as to help a follow man carry his stuff to his new dorm?

I'll pay in krispy kreme and bubble gum.

Comments

[dontgiveafox]

What, you never noticed it before? I ripped my shirt a few times with how much they bulked up spontaneously.

You own crocs? That's gross, I think I threw up a little in my mouth. Do you put the little gross studs on them too to make them fancy? I bet they're cakes.

[maruibuns]

Spandex man, that should keep unnecessary shirt ripping while still showing-off your possessed biceps.

Oh yeah, they are pink with lilac and white cupcake stickers.

[dontgiveafox]

But I have to somehow hide my love handles and my tumtum from too much cake indulgence. This just won't work.

Oh. I thought those were little girl shoes.

[maruibuns]

Yeah you're screwed then, have to keep doing the hulk thing.

It's a dark green falling apart pair of crocs with a muddy sole that is, for some reason, impossible to wash off. Did you really think I had cupcake stickers? The only cupcake I want are edible ones.

[dontgiveafox]

Yeah, see, the little girl ones actually would've been preferable. These new ones just actually make it sound like you wear them a lot, and that's kind of gross.

[maruibuns]

No way. Little girl's ones tucked away safely sounds like a pervert's fetish. I worry about you sometimes.

[dontgiveafox]

Really? that's flattering. I don't worry about you at all.

[maruibuns]

But you missed me right?

[dontgiveafox]

I'm trying out this thing where you're not meant to actually say anything if you think it might hurt the other person's feelings - personal growth and all that, you know? So uh. I can't answer that.

[maruibuns]

I don't want to discourage you in any way, but I really think you are wasting your time.

[dontgiveafox]

Really? I thought I was doing quite marvellously. I mean, I've barely insulted anyone at all today.

[maruibuns]

Did you start this new personal growth today too?

[dontgiveafox]

It's been a few days. You know, it's like the people who try give up smoking and end up inevitably caving.

[maruibuns]

Yeah, and they have nicotine patches to help them. Sadly, you don't have any of that. You should get a human doormat patch, they would walk with you and you would hurt their feelings so you get your fix and the rest of society is kept safe.

[dontgiveafox]

Is that you offering up your services?

[maruibuns]

Nah, you need someone who would actually be offended, i would just be a placebo, it wouldn't work.

[dontgiveafox]

Bunta, I never liked you, your doubles play with Jackal was shit. I'm sure he's glad you're not around him anymore. Oh and I was the one that put your skid marked underwear in people's lockers back in high school.

[maruibuns]

I can't... not with that icon. I'm not sure if I'm laughing or crying and which one happened first

[dontgiveafox]

Are you just thinking about how he never winked at you like that? If I did it in an illusion for you, would that suffice and make you feel better?

[maruibuns]

Oh he has... i have PTSD now.

[dontgiveafox]

Gosh golly, I feel so much better. Even if that was just the placebo effect, I'll take it.

[maruibuns]

No no... get the cum quik dude.

[dontgiveafox]

What, don't think you can take it?

[maruibuns]

I've taken it for yeeears... cumquik would be there really fast too.

[dontgiveafox]

Maybe you should use him, since your'e so interested in him. It might give you some practice.